Osama bin Laden - My Fake Diary

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Friday, 2 January 2009

Dear Diary,

Hard to believe it is 2009 and I'm still in a cave.

Those stupid Jews think it's 5769.

I think they do things like that just to cause trouble. Or else, it's snobbery. "To you, it is 2009, but we who have been around and have more wisdom naturally, it is 5769.

Spppzzzzzzzzssstttt!!

Oh, I played a joke on al-Jazeera. Knowing they would not first review a new video from Bin Laden, I sent some men saying that Pakistan has finally became the first muslim nation to land a rocket on the moon and they send me a copy of the first film.

They will be so eager to show it...hehehee. I had a camera man come and film around here. It looks much like the moons surface with all the rocks and dirt and the holes from the cluster bombings.

Then at the end, it shows the moon in a close-up. Actually two mo...

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