Osama bin Laden - My Fake Diary


Wednesday, 31 December 2008

Dear Diary,

I think it is the end of the year. Another year of fine accomplishments where we finally drove the Americans out and I am now in charge of the country of Afghanistan...NOT!!

It's 2009 tomorrow and, once again, the Chinese "YEAR OF THE CAVE".

At least Bush and Cheney will soon hit the road. From the news, Cheney may have to head for his own cave, or undisclosed location.

Maybe he and the legless Sheik can share. Maybe Bush too.

Then they can go on a pilgrimage and see if they can find the Wizard to get a brain, a heart and two good legs.

That is funny. So maybe I still have my sense of humor.

People don't think I have a sense of humor.

No wonder. All the world ever sees is a long, faded looking character with one of his followers, stepping over rocks.


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