There is now a $10 million dollar bounty on my head. Actually, it's a WalMart Sam's Place brand but they all look alike once you wind them up on you head.
I think I'm getting over the trip to Dolly Parton's Mountains. A combination of herny rednecks and frisky black bears can ruin you for life.
But I have to admit her mountains were quite a sight. No wonder so many journey there.
Sort of a Mecca for Americans I guess.
I gotta go lie down again. I hope those rednecks got my sand fleas in their beards.