Osama bin Laden - My Fake Diary

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Friday, 12 December 2008

Dear Diary,

Today when I visited Cave #2, I noticed that the sand fleas immediately left my beard and hair.

So I guess that old crap is Abdullah's secret ingredient in his special hair ointment that I paid so much for a few weeks back.

He will die a slow death if he's not already dead from handling the stuff.

I think we're ALL dying a slow death anyway.

If I die soon, it will be bald and beardless now that I know the secret ingredient. I must be shaved immediately and completely.

No wonder I have been off my food lately. Everything smelled the same and none of it good.

Now who can I trust with a razer?

No more vidios will be going out until my hair and beard return.

Meanwhile, I'll just sit around getting bombed. hee hee...A joke. I'll have to tell that one t...

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