Noel Edmonds - My Spoof Diary
This is the spoof journal of Noel Edmonds. It is purely a parody of what we imagine a diary made by Noel Edmonds would be like and hope you find the fake diary as funny.
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March 2012
Wednesday 14 March 12
Recently my old lackey Cheggers did a revival of Swap Shop, not on television but on London Victoria train station concourse. Oh dear, keep up Keith,...
Tuesday 13 March 12
The television watchdog OFCOM say they might move Deal Or No Deal to a later slot because of the gambling element. Yes, I'm gonna be back on PRIMET...
Saturday 10 March 12
I just see Noel Gallagher on the tellybox interviewing Mario Balotelli for the BBC Football Focus. WTF's that all about? A singer interviewing a fo...
Friday 09 March 12
I often wonder why Richard Branson, a fellow celebrity beardy, has never invited me on to his Caribbean island. I wrote to him discussing the idea...
Wednesday 07 March 12
Had an email today from a nigerian prince, wants me to help him get money out of the country. His father was overthrown during the regime change (d...
Monday 05 March 12
I wonder why my phone was not hacked by News International. Am I not a famous enough celebrity still? I used to present the Radio 1 breakfast show,...
Sunday 04 March 12
Just tried to register 'the dream factory' with Companies House, and fuming to find out that it has already been registered... By... Simon Cowell!...
Saturday 03 March 12
My agent has been in touch with the Oscar producers as i make a belated attempt to 'crack' America. After telling them about my career highs, they...
Sherlock Actor Investigates Cast
Benedict Cumberbatch drilled the Star Trek cast and successfully deduced that his stolen peanut butter and jelly sandwich was taken by Zachary Quinto.
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