Noel Edmonds - My Spoof Diary

This is the spoof journal of Noel Edmonds. It is purely a parody of what we imagine a diary made by Noel Edmonds would be like and hope you find the fake diary as funny.

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March 2012

Wednesday 14 March 1212

Recently my old lackey Cheggers did a revival of Swap Shop, not on television but on London Victoria train station concourse. Oh dear, keep up Keith,...

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Tuesday 13 March 1212

The television watchdog OFCOM say they might move Deal Or No Deal to a later slot because of the gambling element. Yes, I'm gonna be back on PRIMET...

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Saturday 10 March 1212

I just see Noel Gallagher on the tellybox interviewing Mario Balotelli for the BBC Football Focus. WTF's that all about? A singer interviewing a fo...

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Friday 09 March 1212

I often wonder why Richard Branson, a fellow celebrity beardy, has never invited me on to his Caribbean island. I wrote to him discussing the idea...

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Wednesday 07 March 1212

Had an email today from a nigerian prince, wants me to help him get money out of the country. His father was overthrown during the regime change (d...

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Monday 05 March 1212

I wonder why my phone was not hacked by News International. Am I not a famous enough celebrity still? I used to present the Radio 1 breakfast show,...

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Sunday 04 March 1212

Just tried to register 'the dream factory' with Companies House, and fuming to find out that it has already been registered... By... Simon Cowell!...

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Saturday 03 March 1212

My agent has been in touch with the Oscar producers as i make a belated attempt to 'crack' America. After telling them about my career highs, they...

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