Noel Edmonds - My Fake Diary


Sunday, 8 July 2012

Had the sexy geordie comedian Sarah Millican on the celebrity version of Deal or No Deal.

I didn't confess to her but I have a huge crush on her. Problem is so does the banker, and as he pays my wages I have to do what he says, and he made me propose to her during the first offer.
Naturally she said 'no deal'.

Maybe I can drop a love letter in with her cheque. I wonder if she likes beards?

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