A document has been made public in Paris that says I received 50 million euros from slain Libyan leader Muammar Gaddafi for zee 2007 election campaign.
'Eet 'eez reediculous to suggest i took money from Gadaffi. The document must be false. Or a misprint. Wasn't there another guy standing against me with a similar name? Nicolas Cleggozy? Rings a bell...

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