Nicolas Sarkozy - My Fake Diary


Sunday, 8 April 2012

I 'ave been trying to concentrate on zee French elections, but everyone in zee world is talking about zee most bootiful woman in the world - and shee is leeeeeving rite 'ere in France.

I thought at first zey were talking about moi supermodel wife, Carla Bruni, but non non non, they are referring to a breetish woman called Samanda Brick. She wrote an article for zee Daily Mail - zee newspaper that supported the nazi's during the war.

I must meet 'er. Shee is so very bootiful. Like a piece of British beef. She married a frenchman, she must have immaculate taste.
Oh, waiter mineet, 'er 'usband 'as a 'andlebar moustache, from the 1970s.
Maybe I was wrong about zee taste. Steell, i must meet 'er!

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