Nick Clegg - My Spoof Diary

This is the spoof journal of Nick Clegg. It is purely a parody of what we imagine a diary made by Nick Clegg would be like and hope you find the fake diary as funny.

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September 2012

Saturday 22 September 12

Sorry seems to be the hardest word. So hard, so hard. It took me two years to apologize to Lib-Dem supporters, who voted for me two years ago after...

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Tuesday 18 September 12

A poll at the weekend showed only one in ten voters backed the claim in the first draft of my speech that opponents of gay marriage are bigots. Now...

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Monday 17 September 12

Here are some of the tweets received by the This is Nottingham site after my speech there: Ferg Slade @Ferg_Slade #cleggnotts very good speaker &am...

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Sunday 16 September 12

Speaking at a dinner in Nottingham, I said Conservatives had a "bee in their bonnet about Europe". My own view is that if I was prime minister I'm...

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Saturday 15 September 12

I have written to the president of the Catholic Bishops' Conference of England and Wales to distance myself from the claim that I considered the oppon...

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Friday 14 September 12

When David Cameron promoted several ministers to the Cabinet last week, the Queen was happy to hold a meeting at which they would be sworn in as Privy...

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Thursday 13 September 12

I have backed the creation of a North-East commission aimed at turning the region into an economic powerhouse. A high-level team, led by former Lab...

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Wednesday 12 September 12

Things aren't too good at the moment. Vince Cable and Ed Balls making plans behind my back, Cameron in a shitty mood because of Boris Johnson's pop...

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