Nick Clegg - My Spoof Diary
This is the spoof journal of Nick Clegg. It is purely a parody of what we imagine a diary made by Nick Clegg would be like and hope you find the fake diary as funny.
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September 2012
Saturday 22 September 12
Sorry seems to be the hardest word. So hard, so hard. It took me two years to apologize to Lib-Dem supporters, who voted for me two years ago after...
Tuesday 18 September 12
A poll at the weekend showed only one in ten voters backed the claim in the first draft of my speech that opponents of gay marriage are bigots. Now...
Monday 17 September 12
Here are some of the tweets received by the This is Nottingham site after my speech there: Ferg Slade @Ferg_Slade #cleggnotts very good speaker &am...
Sunday 16 September 12
Speaking at a dinner in Nottingham, I said Conservatives had a "bee in their bonnet about Europe". My own view is that if I was prime minister I'm...
Saturday 15 September 12
I have written to the president of the Catholic Bishops' Conference of England and Wales to distance myself from the claim that I considered the oppon...
Friday 14 September 12
When David Cameron promoted several ministers to the Cabinet last week, the Queen was happy to hold a meeting at which they would be sworn in as Privy...
Thursday 13 September 12
I have backed the creation of a North-East commission aimed at turning the region into an economic powerhouse. A high-level team, led by former Lab...
Wednesday 12 September 12
Things aren't too good at the moment. Vince Cable and Ed Balls making plans behind my back, Cameron in a shitty mood because of Boris Johnson's pop...
Iron Manifold
SAN DIEGO, CA--Five years after hearing it for the first time, Danny Orsi still has no idea that theBlack Sabbath song "Iron Man" wasn't written for the film series.
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