Nick Clegg - My Fake Diary


Thursday, 30 August 2012

I don't think I can assume that the Daily Mail is one of my biggest supporters:

Nasa is currently enthralling the world by beaming back pictures from Mars taken by its rover Curiosity. It's a pity they didn't send their robot to visit Planet Clegg.

And, like Mars, Planet Clegg is a pretty strange place.

The so-called Deputy Prime Minister has today come out with another bucket of moonshine. Only a few months after signing off a cut in top rate income tax, he now wants to dream up a new wealth tax, intended to get the rich to cough up a few more billions towards wiping out our mountainous debts.

Mr Clegg does not seem to be paying attention. If he did, he would notice that according to a report from the respected think-tank the Centre for Policy Studies, our chances of wiping out the deficit (the annual gap between income and expendi...

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