Nick Clegg - My Fake Diary

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Tuesday, 29 November 2011

I saw this supposed joke today' "There's two things I don't like about Nick Clegg; his face!" - Well I don't get it.

Some of our Lib-Dem supporters from Nottingham (well both of them actually), claim that I have damaged the party beyond repair, by joining with the Tories in forming the Coalition?

How ridiculous. I'm millions of pounds better off than before we joined them, I now have a steady income of back-handers, extra expenses paid, a 24 hour personal protection team for the rest of my life, and people talk to me nowadays! Much better off.

Any porkies I've told, or promises I've failed on, would not have happened if Cameron was not so greedy to get into power, that he allowed us to join his Government! I'll have to check this though.




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