Nick Clegg - My Fake Diary

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Wednesday, 23 November 2011

They call me cheap Dave, do they?? I'll get them...if Dave shows me how....
I had a good idea yesterday.. But I ain't gonna share it wiv no one. I know what happens "what a good idea Nick, well done Nick, have a sweety", then it goes fuzzy and I wake up with a sore bottom, again.
I'm sure my prostate's been twanged more times than Amy winehouse's syringe.




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