David Cameron and I, were going to arrange a meeting of old Etonian's this coming weekend, but realised that would involve inviting Tony Blair and Gordon Brown, so we dropped the idea.
When the East Midlands branch of the Lib-Dem supporters club, first invited me to their 2012 convention, I was pleased. When I found out it was being held in the back of a six seater Bedford Dormobile in the car park of the of the Olde Cow, I had to refuse.
I see we have dropped more points again in the Voting Intentions Poll, I blame the Tories you know.
The clot who anagrammed my name as 'Slag Chic on Gel' in the local rag did not impress me.