Napoleon - My Spoof Diary

This is the spoof journal of Napoleon. It is purely a parody of what we imagine a diary made by Napoleon would be like and hope you find the fake diary as funny.

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Currently showing entries from: 2012

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September 2012


Tuesday 11 September 1212

I used to like to have a few glasses of wine before going into battle. French wine of course… if I could have resisted taking more and more before...

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Monday 10 September 1212

In a letter to Josephine a few months after we married, I wrote: I don't love you, not at all; on the contrary I detest you - You're a naughty,...

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Sunday 09 September 1212

Did you all know that the Napoleon Palace Casino in Moldova celebrated my birthday with offering free wine with every meal? Napoleon Palace Casino...

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Saturday 08 September 1212

I was doing a little haunting around in London yesterday, and I noticed just how many motorised perambulators there is nowadays. Many of them were...

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Friday 07 September 1212

For the love of me I cannot understand why people want to do this, as reported in the Russian press: "Celebrations marking the 200th anniversary of...

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Thursday 06 September 1212

I just cannot understand how this Cameron continues to abuse his citizens. He tells more lies and is more deceitful than even I was! The cheek o...

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Wednesday 05 September 1212

Can you believe it, Paul McCartney is to receive Légion d'honneur from Francois Hollande! In the ceremony scheduled for Sept. 8, McCartney will be...

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Tuesday 04 September 1212

I'm even mentioned on a Science website: Small male Desert Goby fish have 'Napoleon complex': The overly aggressive males were dubbed 'the Napoleon...

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