Napoleon - My Spoof Diary
This is the spoof journal of Napoleon. It is purely a parody of what we imagine a diary made by Napoleon would be like and hope you find the fake diary as funny.
Showing Napoleon's diary, as written by 'Inchcock'.
Currently showing entries from: 2012
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September 2012
Tuesday 11 September 12
I used to like to have a few glasses of wine before going into battle. French wine of course… if I could have resisted taking more and more before...
Monday 10 September 12
In a letter to Josephine a few months after we married, I wrote: I don't love you, not at all; on the contrary I detest you - You're a naughty,...
Sunday 09 September 12
Did you all know that the Napoleon Palace Casino in Moldova celebrated my birthday with offering free wine with every meal? Napoleon Palace Casino...
Saturday 08 September 12
I was doing a little haunting around in London yesterday, and I noticed just how many motorised perambulators there is nowadays. Many of them were...
Friday 07 September 12
For the love of me I cannot understand why people want to do this, as reported in the Russian press: "Celebrations marking the 200th anniversary of...
Thursday 06 September 12
I just cannot understand how this Cameron continues to abuse his citizens. He tells more lies and is more deceitful than even I was! The cheek o...
Wednesday 05 September 12
Can you believe it, Paul McCartney is to receive Légion d'honneur from Francois Hollande! In the ceremony scheduled for Sept. 8, McCartney will be...
Tuesday 04 September 12
I'm even mentioned on a Science website: Small male Desert Goby fish have 'Napoleon complex': The overly aggressive males were dubbed 'the Napoleon...
Courtney Stodden shows plastic surgeon's handiwork
Teen bride Courtney Stodden promised her mom she'd never go naked, and, in showing off her new Double-D boobs, she hasn't broken that vow: "Theyre not mine," she said. "They're my plastic surgeon's."
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