Napoleon - My Fake Diary

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Saturday, 28 February 2015

Bonsoir!

Je suis Napoleon.....Je suis Empereur and if forced to take part on 'Celebrity Mr and Mrs', I would be accurate in commenting on Ma Josephine's favourite colour and shoe - size, the latter being, regrettably, larger than mine

Like that Eurovision ensemble, I am concerned with Waterloo, but unlike their male members, I feel no need for a hipster beard and would never turn my story into a naff Westend Musical.

I see the English have a leader with a French name : Farage...no doubt he would claim it is of Channel Island Origin, where they have French sounding names, but insist on bastardising 'em by wrongly spelling 'em...how English

I note that the Prince William has been dressing up as a Japanese Samurai- well English men are always dressing up as something, one has only to look at their Shakespearean actors, always ...

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