Napoleon - My Fake Diary


Saturday, 22 November 2014

Run Up To Christmas , 1804
It seems my Men expect a Christmas Party....that effeminate 'events organiser' from Vienna,has been bending my ear for 3 nights now....
I absolutely do not intend to appear as a'Petite Santa ' or ..'Père Noel' en Francais , unless there is a Court Painter present and even then, I will NOT appear in red velvet, only claret leather, battle - worn..some Anglais with a Chinese name wishes to see me naked...This is a fiendish Wellington plot , no doubt ....Eh Bien...stick to your Rubber Boot, Plebeian !

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