Napoleon - My Fake Diary


Thursday, 11 July 2013

...companions transiting from Earth to here-we meet weekly for card games and billiards-and I have watched most of them in their sublunary lives from my balcony for some time. Most impressive were the would-be world emperors (although they prefer "world dominators" as phrasing), who on arriving here are always interested in cultivating my friendship. Most of them are derived from the ranks of corporations. Their greatest amusement, which they never speak of but allude to with winks and nods and various facial expressions, is their confidence they control the world and are, hence, more powerful, each, than previous suitors to this self-designated throne. From this quest they invariably assume a mock humility and pretend righteous good works for humanity. I speak knowledgeably, having been one of them. I'm The Chairman up here of this group and always have been. And of course one by on...

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