Napoleon - My Fake Diary


Thursday, 11 July 2013

Of course I'm not alone, although perhaps the first in this region to speak on this matter, that there are ethereal zones where we souls continue in private chambers. I wouldn't call these zones "heaven" exactly, as the food is dull, reminding me of a prison camp. True, we are officially "dead," but we are also provided with balconies where we can recline and stare down "below," so to speak, at the very brief physical lives taking place on Earth. Now, on arrival, we're immediately required to attend orientation sessions shown via enormous movie screens with monotone female voices supposed to be "angels." They at least clarify why certain of us were destined to lead the general rabble. Since my time there has been some decline in the standard for leading . . . But I won't carp. There has also been some comfort in forthcoming compani...

  Next Page »   

Previous Dates Next Dates

« Full list of Spoof Celebrity Diaries

Send To A Friend

Send this site to a friend!

Friend's Email:

Your Name:

What's 3 multiplied by 4?

7 12 18 14
49 readers are online right now!

Go to top

We use cookies to give you the best experience, this includes cookies from third party websites and advertisers.

Continue ? Find out more