Napoleon - My Fake Diary


Wednesday, 29 August 2012

My mother used to say to me:

"All right, Napoleon. If you aren't hiding your school report card inside your jacket, then take your hand out of there and prove it!"

And: "I don't care if your name is Napoleon, get your hand out of my blouse."

She had a sense of humour you know… she had to have one!

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