Napoleon - My Spoof Diary

This is the spoof journal of Napoleon. It is purely a parody of what we imagine a diary made by Napoleon would be like and hope you find the fake diary as funny.

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October 2014


Wednesday 22 October 1414

novembre 1804 Cher Journal To recap, ma Belle Josephine has just returned from her Saturday Job , rubbing down the horses chez les Hussars, in an...

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Wednesday 22 October 1414

novembre 1804 Ma Belle Josephine has returned from rubbing down the horses, 'chez Les Hussars'.... I say nothing, as she enters my Campaign Tent...

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Wednesday 22 October 1414

Novembre 1804 I have been advised that my planned conquering of Russia will most likely lead to the deaths of my men , due to the unforgiving Siber...

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Wednesday 22 October 1414

2 novembre 1804 Further to my tiresome exchange with my Court - Painter... I have grown a little stubble : 'à'la six heures' , to quote those Ang...

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Wednesday 22 October 1414

2 novembre 1804 Further to my tiresome exchange with my Court - Painter... I have grown a little stubble : 'à'la six heures' , to quote those Ang...

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Wednesday 22 October 1414

NOVEMBRE 1 1804 Bonsoir I have been sitting for my Battle Portrait at the brush of Jacques - Louis...this has entailed taking orders in a way...

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Wednesday 22 October 1414

Cher Journal , Further to my contretemps with Ma Belle Josephine, hier soir... You remember my report of her sexual boredom with me and how she st...

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Wednesday 22 October 1414

Nov 1804 Ma Belle Josephine complains again...just now, after 2 and a half hours of post - battle analysis and 11 minutes of sexual intercourse s...

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