Napoleon - My Spoof Diary

This is the spoof journal of Napoleon. It is purely a parody of what we imagine a diary made by Napoleon would be like and hope you find the fake diary as funny.

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November 2014


Wednesday 12 November 1414

nov 1804 My spies in the Austrian Camp tell me there has been a transport incident on the Road to Austerlitz...Alors, it would seem that an Austria...

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Tuesday 11 November 1414

novembre 1804 Cher Journal I shall soon plan my Russian Campaign and recruit the Poles , their great rivals...one of my men has said I should enga...

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Monday 10 November 1414

novembre 1804 Bonsoir journal I have taken lately to posing for my publicity paintings, one hand inside my great coat...Those scandal - mongerin...

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October 2014


Friday 24 October 1414

NOV 1804 Siiggghhh.....Those of you who have been paying attention will be aware that one of my Top Men is Murat....curly-haired, virile, tall , yo...

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Friday 24 October 1414

VAVAVOOOOOM!..c'est Moi, NAPOLEON, NOV 1804. Another day of head -butting the Germans , diving, playing for time, hooliganism, but mostly no progre...

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Friday 24 October 1414

Nov 1804 The candles flicker and dwindle, it is dark, cold and bleak...I have not dipped the wick for 2 weeks now...even the Czar's offer of Vodka...

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Friday 24 October 1414

NOV 1804 The German snows begin to fall outside and my porridge is frozen... I have not had my oats in days... The Czar of Russia wishes to mee...

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Thursday 23 October 1414

Novembre 1804 Apparently Admiral Lord Nelson is now looking for access to my Jospehine's Tombola Soirees....though how he will enjoy it, with his...

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