Mitt Romney - My Spoof Diary
This is the spoof journal of Mitt Romney. It is purely a parody of what we imagine a diary made by Mitt Romney would be like and hope you find the fake diary as funny.
Dear Diary - I cannot believe how out of control that Miley Cyrus gal has gotten. Hell one would think that she ain't got no mommy and no daddy. I...
"Barack Obama didn't defeat Mitt Romney; Mitt Romney defeated Mitt Romney. All through the campaign, it was a constant battle with myself to do good P...
Dear Diary - I am shattered. I was at a grocery store and a little blue-haired old lady looked at me for a few moments and then asked, "Hey weren't yo...
Chinese toothpick plague!Chinese kids have caused a dental plague in China by shooting used toothpicks with toothpick crossbows! The disease is spreading rapidly because Chinese adults cannot pick their teeth anymore!
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