Mitt Romney - My Spoof Diary

This is the spoof journal of Mitt Romney. It is purely a parody of what we imagine a diary made by Mitt Romney would be like and hope you find the fake diary as funny.

Showing Mitt Romney's diary, as written by 'Abel Rodriguez'.

Show all of Mitt Romney's diary.

Currently showing entries from: 2013 | 2012

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October 2012

Wednesday 17 October 12

Dear Diary - Well "Debate #2" is history. And Dammit! I just got my skinny little Mormon butt kicked and kicked good. I knew I should have liste...

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Tuesday 09 October 12

Dear Diary, I have decided to embrace the 47 percent of the American people that I had written off earlier. I sat down and realized that simple ari...

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September 2012

Sunday 09 September 12

Dear Diary - I really messed up by picking Paul "Eddie Munster" Ryan to be my vice-presidential running mate. After listening to Senator Marco R...

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July 2012

Sunday 29 July 12

Dear Diary - Well it sure does look like I went and stepped smack dab in it again. This time I have all of Great Britain upset with me because I s...

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