Mitt Romney - My Spoof Diary
This is the spoof journal of Mitt Romney. It is purely a parody of what we imagine a diary made by Mitt Romney would be like and hope you find the fake diary as funny.
Showing Mitt Romney's diary, as written by 'radiogagger'.
Currently showing entries from: 2012
Well the numbers say Obama 284 Mitt (me) 203. An unassailable lead for my Kenyan opponent, Mr Barry Hussain Obama, who will be returning to the Whi...
3rd and final Presidential Debate v Barack Obama. New York. Lynn University. Oh dear. During the debate I said "my strategy is to go after the bad...
2nd 2012 Presidential Debate v President Obama Well that didn't go well. Shouldn't have pushed him on the Terrorist questions. Not to mention the '...
Jeez - having Clint Eastwood endorse me at the RNC was meant to show the people of the United States that I am a person with friends in high places.
Emperor Finally Issues A "Secure Borders" EdictBarack I degreed today all borders of the US Empire shall be sealed to prevent entry of the "undesirable alien" Bibi Netanyahu. Chief of Secret Storm Troopers, Eric Holder, will personally enforce it.
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