Mitt Romney - My Spoof Diary

This is the spoof journal of Mitt Romney. It is purely a parody of what we imagine a diary made by Mitt Romney would be like and hope you find the fake diary as funny.

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August 2012


Thursday 09 August 1212

I want to just enter some notes now about how I plan to add 12 million jobs to the U.S. economy. I mean, it's time for me to figure all this out. I'...

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Thursday 09 August 1212

There are all kinds of pieces in the news today about how my 'unfavorable' ratings are UP and how my conservative credentials are being questioned by...

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Thursday 02 August 1212

Even with my busy, busy schedule traveling around this great country of mine I do have time to check the news between speeches, appointments, and what...

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Wednesday 01 August 1212

This was another frustrating day. My staff and I have been bragging about our fundraising prowess for a couple of months now but TODAY all of our on-...

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July 2012


Tuesday 31 July 1212

I'm on the way back now from Poland! Just had a great time up in the cockpit. The pilot let me take the controls for a while, just like a little kid...

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Tuesday 31 July 1212

Why is it that everyone completely deconstructs everything I say? Why do they have to parse every word out? I can't figure out why I offended these...

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Sunday 29 July 1212

Dear Diary - Well it sure does look like I went and stepped smack dab in it again. This time I have all of Great Britain upset with me because I s...

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Wi-Fi signal named "Al-Qaeda Free Terror Network" Results In Long Delay For Passengers At Los Angeles Airport

'Our networks are usually named as variations on: 'Moms apple pie - God Bless America,' confirmed an Al-Qaeda spokesman. 'Otherwise it would be a bit f***ing obvious.'
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