Mitt Romney - My Spoof Diary

This is the spoof journal of Mitt Romney. It is purely a parody of what we imagine a diary made by Mitt Romney would be like and hope you find the fake diary as funny.

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August 2012

Friday 31 August 1212

When I find out who let that old man Clint Easton speak last night I will take great, great pleasure in firing him. Ann even said that he broke w...

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Thursday 30 August 1212

OK Diary--things went a little better today. For one thing, my new friend Roger Ailes basically blew off Sarah Palin for me. She's yesterday's news...

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Wednesday 29 August 1212

After spending all day at the convention center I can honestly say that I really miss Ted Kennedy. Debating him was interesting and frustrating at th...

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Tuesday 28 August 1212

Today has not been a banner day, to say the least. Why did God have to throw a hurricane at me, just before my moment of glory at the convention? If...

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Wednesday 15 August 1212

With the campaign in high gear now, I'm using up every waking minute of the day doing work. This is making Bain look like a summer bible class!...

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Sunday 12 August 1212

You know people are wondering about the vetting process I used to pick Paul Ryan as my running mate--and of course I did all the normal things that an...

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Saturday 11 August 1212

So it occurred to me last night, after writing in this very same diary, that I should pick Paul Ryan as my running mate. That was the good part of th...

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Saturday 11 August 1212

This has not been a banner day. Polls aren't looking that good. I'll say it again--the only pole I really care about is my own. Still, the fact tha...

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Plans for Bergdahl Post-CourtMartial Leaked

Another leak from the Empire Palace reveals Barack I will appoint Beau Bergdahl--after his court-martial--as His Excellency's Ambassador to the Taliban, given Bergdahls' extensive connections there.
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