Mitt Romney - My Spoof Diary
This is the spoof journal of Mitt Romney. It is purely a parody of what we imagine a diary made by Mitt Romney would be like and hope you find the fake diary as funny.
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August 2012
Friday 31 August 12
When I find out who let that old man Clint Easton speak last night I will take great, great pleasure in firing him. Ann even said that he broke w...
Thursday 30 August 12
OK Diary--things went a little better today. For one thing, my new friend Roger Ailes basically blew off Sarah Palin for me. She's yesterday's news...
Wednesday 29 August 12
After spending all day at the convention center I can honestly say that I really miss Ted Kennedy. Debating him was interesting and frustrating at th...
Tuesday 28 August 12
Today has not been a banner day, to say the least. Why did God have to throw a hurricane at me, just before my moment of glory at the convention? If...
Wednesday 15 August 12
With the campaign in high gear now, I'm using up every waking minute of the day doing work. This is making Bain look like a summer bible class!...
Sunday 12 August 12
You know people are wondering about the vetting process I used to pick Paul Ryan as my running mate--and of course I did all the normal things that an...
Saturday 11 August 12
So it occurred to me last night, after writing in this very same diary, that I should pick Paul Ryan as my running mate. That was the good part of th...
Saturday 11 August 12
This has not been a banner day. Polls aren't looking that good. I'll say it again--the only pole I really care about is my own. Still, the fact tha...
Sherlock Actor Investigates Cast
Benedict Cumberbatch drilled the Star Trek cast and successfully deduced that his stolen peanut butter and jelly sandwich was taken by Zachary Quinto.
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