Mitt Romney - My Spoof Diary
This is the spoof journal of Mitt Romney. It is purely a parody of what we imagine a diary made by Mitt Romney would be like and hope you find the fake diary as funny.
Showing Mitt Romney's diary, as written by 'Chief Cheese'.
Currently showing entries from: 2012
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August 2012
Saturday 11 August 12
This has not been a banner day. Polls aren't looking that good. I'll say it again--the only pole I really care about is my own. Still, the fact tha...
Thursday 09 August 12
I want to just enter some notes now about how I plan to add 12 million jobs to the U.S. economy. I mean, it's time for me to figure all this out. I'...
Thursday 09 August 12
There are all kinds of pieces in the news today about how my 'unfavorable' ratings are UP and how my conservative credentials are being questioned by...
Thursday 02 August 12
Even with my busy, busy schedule traveling around this great country of mine I do have time to check the news between speeches, appointments, and what...
Wednesday 01 August 12
This was another frustrating day. My staff and I have been bragging about our fundraising prowess for a couple of months now but TODAY all of our on-...
July 2012
Tuesday 31 July 12
I'm on the way back now from Poland! Just had a great time up in the cockpit. The pilot let me take the controls for a while, just like a little kid...
Tuesday 31 July 12
Why is it that everyone completely deconstructs everything I say? Why do they have to parse every word out? I can't figure out why I offended these...
Nation Mourns Death of Serial Killer
"There's nothing on television, rotten movies, sex has gotten boring, tired of seeing youth with rings through their digits!", admits several at Jim's Bar & Girl.
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