Mitt Romney - My Spoof Diary
This is the spoof journal of Mitt Romney. It is purely a parody of what we imagine a diary made by Mitt Romney would be like and hope you find the fake diary as funny.
Currently showing entries from: 2013 | 2012
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November 2012
Wednesday 07 November 12
Well the numbers say Obama 284 Mitt (me) 203. An unassailable lead for my Kenyan opponent, Mr Barry Hussain Obama, who will be returning to the Whi...
October 2012
Tuesday 23 October 12
3rd and final Presidential Debate v Barack Obama. New York. Lynn University. Oh dear. During the debate I said "my strategy is to go after the bad...
Wednesday 17 October 12
Dear Diary - Well "Debate #2" is history. And Dammit! I just got my skinny little Mormon butt kicked and kicked good. I knew I should have liste...
Wednesday 17 October 12
2nd 2012 Presidential Debate v President Obama Well that didn't go well. Shouldn't have pushed him on the Terrorist questions. Not to mention the '...
Tuesday 09 October 12
Dear Diary, I have decided to embrace the 47 percent of the American people that I had written off earlier. I sat down and realized that simple ari...
September 2012
Sunday 09 September 12
Dear Diary - I really messed up by picking Paul "Eddie Munster" Ryan to be my vice-presidential running mate. After listening to Senator Marco R...
Sunday 02 September 12
Jeez - having Clint Eastwood endorse me at the RNC was meant to show the people of the United States that I am a person with friends in high places.
Sunday 02 September 12
A few reflections on the blessedly-over RNC: * What genius picked Tampa during the Hurricane season? * Was it the same genius who picked the caterer...
Iron Manifold
SAN DIEGO, CA--Five years after hearing it for the first time, Danny Orsi still has no idea that theBlack Sabbath song "Iron Man" wasn't written for the film series.
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