Mitt Romney - My Fake Diary

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Tuesday, 16 April 2013

Dear Diary - I am shattered. I was at a grocery store and a little blue-haired old lady looked at me for a few moments and then asked, "Hey weren't you Mitt Romney?"

I was so devastated that I replied, no and I informed her that I was Paul "Little Bunny Foo Foo" Ryan.

She then asked what the hell had happened to my widow's peak. I told her that I cut it because I got fed up with old people like her telling me that I looked like Eddie Munster.

She shot me the bird and headed over towards the frozen food section grumbling something about my mama.

Mitt Romney




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