Mitt Romney - My Fake Diary


Wednesday, 29 August 2012

After spending all day at the convention center I can honestly say that I really miss Ted Kennedy. Debating him was interesting and frustrating at the same time. This thing is just a snooze fest so far. To Wit:

  1. John Boehner creeps me out
  2. Ann did OK. I needed to eat a candy bar while she spoke but I made it through.
  3. Chris Christie is a fat slob.

When they said the convention would show the party as 'a big tent' I didn't know they were talking about Christie's suit jacket! Jesus! He could sneak a couple of wives in to a movie theater under that thing.

And I'm glad Obama told the NOAA to lie about the storm track. 4 days of this would be unbearable.

So far no Sarah Palin sightings. My people have been tracking her, but she seems to have given them the slip, at least for the time being.

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