Mitt Romney - My Fake Diary


Wednesday, 15 August 2012

...the cell while I was sitting on my 'throne' (as Ann calls it). It kind of went like this:
Me: "hello, hello there Chris? It's Mitt. Mitt Romney."
Chris: "Yes--hello Governor. What can I do for you?
Me: "Governor, I was just reading your revision three on the speech. I like it except the line about 'eating more'. You say everyone should 'eat more'. Not sure how that's germane."
Chris: "Well I really believe everyone should eat more, Governor Romney."
Me: "OK well Chris, the world sees you already as 'weight-challenged' as I think you know. I...I'd like to see that left out. I don't have an issues with your obesity, Chris, but please, stick to the theme. Oops--pardon me."
Chris: "Governor, you sound like you're in the toilet."
Me: "I ...

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