Mitt Romney - My Fake Diary


Wednesday, 15 August 2012

With the campaign in high gear now, I'm using up every waking minute of the day doing work. This is making Bain look like a summer bible class!

Let me give you an example, dear diary. As was in the news, Chris Christie is going to deliver the key note speech at the convention week after next. It was said that he was on his 'fourth revision' and that's because I objected to some of the stuff being written. To wit:
in version 1, he said that 'he was going to punch Joe Biden in the face.' I said 'no'--take that out. He did so. In the second revision, he wrote 'as goes New Jersey, so goes the U.S.'. Again, I objected. I agreed it was probably true but kiboshed it anyway.

As I said, I've been very busy, and I actually had to read his version 3 today while taking part in my morning constitutional. I got him on ...

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