Mitt Romney - My Fake Diary


Thursday, 2 August 2012

Even with my busy, busy schedule traveling around this great country of mine I do have time to check the news between speeches, appointments, and whatnot. I was very amused today after reading Dick Cheney's comments about McCain's choice of Sarah Palin back in 2008.

Now everyone in politics knows I was vetted as the best VP candidate then. As a red-blooded American male, I can appreciate Sarah Palin just like any other (well just about any other) man; but Jesus Christ John McCain! What were you thinking? I know I don't have Sarah's tits and ass, but good grief...I was the governor of Massachusetts for God's Sake. I was all ready to go and we may have won it all. Of course when I stand next to McCain, he looks like he's about 110 years old, and about 5 feet tall, so perhaps that's got something to do with it. He didn't want to be upstaged ...

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