Mini Me - My Spoof Diary

This is the spoof journal of Mini Me. It is purely a parody of what we imagine a diary made by Mini Me would be like and hope you find the fake diary as funny.

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April 2010


Sunday 25 April 1010

Dear Diary, why do I keep getting 'short changed'?...

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March 2010


Saturday 20 March 1010

Some asshole short sheeted my bed on April Fool's Day. I'm only two feet tall, so I think that this qualifies as a hate crime. I'm gonna sue som...

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February 2010


Sunday 28 February 1010

Dear Diary, Well, here I am out of work at the You-know-what-time-of-year, St.Patrick's day, and I just know my agent is going call with his usual lin...

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Monday 15 February 1010

Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!...

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Wednesday 10 February 1010

I saw the new swimsuit issue yesterday and it gave me an erection. Okay, it was only three inches long, but still it felt really, really, good. I...

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January 2010


Tuesday 05 January 1010

I missed Christmas again! Some cruel teenager stuffed my ass in a stocking and hung me by the chimney and left me there for three days. I had to s...

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Santa's Grotto now to include Customer Returns Line

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