Mini Me - My Spoof Diary
This is the spoof journal of Mini Me. It is purely a parody of what we imagine a diary made by Mini Me would be like and hope you find the fake diary as funny.
Showing Mini Me's diary, as written by 'Jalapenoman'.
Currently showing entries from: 2010 | 2009
Some asshole short sheeted my bed on April Fool's Day. I'm only two feet tall, so I think that this qualifies as a hate crime. I'm gonna sue som...
I saw the new swimsuit issue yesterday and it gave me an erection. Okay, it was only three inches long, but still it felt really, really, good. I...
I missed Christmas again! Some cruel teenager stuffed my ass in a stocking and hung me by the chimney and left me there for three days. I had to s...
Congress Sit-Down Protest over Gun ControlDemocrats spit dummy and demand to be heard over gun control. The mouse roared. First time for everything. Not a squeak from any over Obama's tyrannical 'executive orders'. Paving the way for Hillary.
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