Mini Me - My Spoof Diary
This is the spoof journal of Mini Me. It is purely a parody of what we imagine a diary made by Mini Me would be like and hope you find the fake diary as funny.
Showing Mini Me's diary, as written by 'Jalapenoman'.
Currently showing entries from: 2010 | 2009
Some asshole short sheeted my bed on April Fool's Day. I'm only two feet tall, so I think that this qualifies as a hate crime. I'm gonna sue som...
I saw the new swimsuit issue yesterday and it gave me an erection. Okay, it was only three inches long, but still it felt really, really, good. I...
I missed Christmas again! Some cruel teenager stuffed my ass in a stocking and hung me by the chimney and left me there for three days. I had to s...
Alabama's New State MottoAfter Tuesday Alabama's state motto, Audemus jura nostra defendere ("We dare defend our rights"), will most likely be changed to Audemus pedophilium nostra defendere ("We dare defend our pedophiles").
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