Mini Me - My Spoof Diary
This is the spoof journal of Mini Me. It is purely a parody of what we imagine a diary made by Mini Me would be like and hope you find the fake diary as funny.
Daddy is so so mean, I want my chocolate but he always sys that I've hd enough already. I wish I wasn't a midget. If I wasn't one I'd kick him in his...
I can't decide whether or not I like my height. Maybe I'd better make a list: Good Stuff: 1. I get a face full of muff everywhere I go, but...
Heyyo Peeps of this world! Something really really awesomely stoopid and bad happened to me today! I went to a fairground and they wouldn't let me...
Anvil Shortage in USAThe Acme Anvil Company of Bangor, Maine, just can't keep up with demand.
"Some guy in the middle of the Arizona badlands just keeps ordering more and more. I wish we knew what he's doing with them!"
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