Mini Me - My Spoof Diary
This is the spoof journal of Mini Me. It is purely a parody of what we imagine a diary made by Mini Me would be like and hope you find the fake diary as funny.
Daddy is so so mean, I want my chocolate but he always sys that I've hd enough already. I wish I wasn't a midget. If I wasn't one I'd kick him in his...
I can't decide whether or not I like my height. Maybe I'd better make a list: Good Stuff: 1. I get a face full of muff everywhere I go, but...
Heyyo Peeps of this world! Something really really awesomely stoopid and bad happened to me today! I went to a fairground and they wouldn't let me...
Only 38% of Americans Can Name the 3 Branches of US GovernmentRecent poll results indicate vast majority of US citizens dumber than ever before. Cyber addicted, they flock to the latest Apple phones, seeking to redouse themselves in brain-dead video apps. Ugh!!
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