Mini Me - My Spoof Diary
This is the spoof journal of Mini Me. It is purely a parody of what we imagine a diary made by Mini Me would be like and hope you find the fake diary as funny.
Daddy is so so mean, I want my chocolate but he always sys that I've hd enough already. I wish I wasn't a midget. If I wasn't one I'd kick him in his...
I can't decide whether or not I like my height. Maybe I'd better make a list: Good Stuff: 1. I get a face full of muff everywhere I go, but...
Heyyo Peeps of this world! Something really really awesomely stoopid and bad happened to me today! I went to a fairground and they wouldn't let me...
Palace Orders Hit on Former DIA Intel ChiefEmperor Barack I, fuming over MidEast reality check by LtGen Davis on Sunday, ordered a hit on the General, palace spies report. Word is Terminator-in-Chief Valerie Jarrett got the nod.
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