Mini Me - My Spoof Diary
This is the spoof journal of Mini Me. It is purely a parody of what we imagine a diary made by Mini Me would be like and hope you find the fake diary as funny.
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December 2009
Wednesday 23 December 09
Christmas is nearly here, and I got the girlfriend a dildo. Hope she approves..... :-{...
Thursday 17 December 09
standing on the london underground at rush hour sucks. especially when you're face is 'butt-height'...
Wednesday 16 December 09
December 16th - met a lovely tall gogo dancer girl last night in a nightclub. Only had to go onto my tiptoes to kiss her 'lips' :-)...
August 2009
Tuesday 25 August 09
That new Jack in the Box commercial just chaps my ass. They've got their "mini sirloin burgers" being made from tiny cows wrangled by dwarf cowboys r...
Sunday 16 August 09
I've decided to share the millions that I have earned in my acting career with other dwarves in a grand gesture of brotherhood. I'm going to design...
Sunday 16 August 09
I hate those damn amusement parks. They never let me go on the good rides. If I have to ride the stupid flying Dumbos one more time at Disney Land...
Thursday 13 August 09
Dear Diary, I hope Dr. Evil comes back from his Antarctic vacation soon. I have been catsitting Mr. Bigglesworth for a month now and I am sick of...
July 2009
Wednesday 01 July 09
Hihihi!!! I hear Miley Cyrus' sister will star in a porn or will she voice it? Hehehe!!! Pick me!! Pick me!!! Oh no!!! They picked the Joans broth...
Nation Mourns Death of Serial Killer
"There's nothing on television, rotten movies, sex has gotten boring, tired of seeing youth with rings through their digits!", admits several at Jim's Bar & Girl.
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