I've been wanting to get back into the limelight for a long time now. About all people remember of me these days is that I was played by Verne Troyer in Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me and Goldmember, another Austin Powers movie. Today I saw where there's a new online video game where its entire angle is to hit Hillary Clinton. That Hillary, she gets so much attention. What I wouldn't do to be in her place. Why couldn't I have been in that video game? I'd surely take a few punches to be famous again. I'm even available for dunk tank appearances. Call me.