Conan - the guy with the funny hair that used to be on NBC but got shoved out by Leno and is now on cable - had a special mini conan show last night.
I'm disappointed he didn't book me as a guest! Instead he got Shaq O'Neal in. He's hardly a mini person is he? He took up the whole sofa! Is that meant to be irony Conan?
Just proves the old rule in showbiz - never work with children and gingers.