Mini Me - My Fake Diary


Tuesday, 1 March 2011

You know its pretty tough being only 3"7' because when I go to glamorous parties I seem to get over looked for attention. You know when people say "oh there you are, don't get up" or "your mommy n daddy drive you here". Since when is it alright to use me as an ash tray, as I found recently when Jack Nicholas shoved his Cuban cigar into my toupee. Even Uma Thurman sat on top of me and blamed it on my similarity to a cushion. I wish I was a glove puppet, I might get more respect that way.

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