Mini Me - My Fake Diary


Tuesday, 5 January 2010

I missed Christmas again!

Some cruel teenager stuffed my ass in a stocking and hung me by the chimney and left me there for three days. I had to survive on an old candy cane I found in the bottom.

I am not an elf and I wish people would quit calling me that!

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