Miley Cyrus - My Fake Diary

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Sunday, 12 January 2014

Derriere Diary,

I just found out that those people who dressed me up, or rather, down for the MTV spot and some of my shows used stuff on my hair that had been tested on animals.

I hate that. I didn't think anyone did that anymore.

I mean, who was actually looking at my hair anyway. I looked like that Princess on Star Wars if she had stuck her finger in a socket.

That's why I did it. For the shock value. Tired of being "Hannah Montana!"

But, somewhere there are hundreds of bald-headed rabbits walking around, freaking people out.

They say they don't kill the animals or really hurt them. I'm glad.

If I had known about it, I could have surrounded myself looking nude among hundreds of bald rabbits.

Miley




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