Dear Diary - Well my plan worked like a charm. I have just become the most famous young female in America as well as in the entire world.
And I did it all by simply taking my clothes off and saying some totally ridiculous stuff.
I am certainly one hell of a shred business woman. My banker told me that money is just falling into my account like water over Niagara Falls.
Like they say in Pennsylvania, you gotta strike while the iron is hot.