Dear Diary - I don't care what anyone thinks or says, I am going to continue wearing the shortest shorts that the law will allow.
I have a great body and I am going to show it off. I especially want my ex-fiancé Liam Hemsworth to see what he is no longer getting.
My mom agrees with me. My dad says that I am just playing games like Lindsay Lohan.
I am proud to say that I was just voted the Cutest Young Woman in America by the inmates at L.A.'s Zsa Zsa Gabor Prison for Women.