Dear Diary -
I have just heard that I will be appearing on two episodes of one of my favorite comedy shows Two and A Half Men.
I think Ashton Kutcher is one funny dude and I don't think I know anyone who takes more photographs than he does.
I heard that he has taken pictures of President Obama, President Putin, President Chavez, and even one of Argentina's President Cristina Fernandez de Kirchner in a skimpy bikini swimsuit.
I will be appearing as an old family friend of Walden Schmidt's (Ashton) named Missi. Missi will have a big romantic fling with Walden's nephew Jake Harper, 18, who is played by Angus T. Jones.
I understand that when Angus T. found out about his love scenes with me he got so excited he started talking in tongues.