On way to the Billboard Music Awards and the washing machine has broken! Oh no, what will I wear? And haven't got time to go to the shops.
I could wear my sweaty gym clothes? Oh hang on, I have that beautiful white blazer, something i found in the charity shop. What will I wear with it? Oh, I know, absolutely nothing except the blazer!
If Justin Bieber doesn't give me his number after seeing me dressed in this, he must be gay!