The media are starting to mention my name as a possible judge on the The USA X Factor. Sounds good to me.
Just turning upto work every day and telling other people whether they can sing or not.
Will I have to sleep with Simon Cowell though? Not so keen on that. He's too old. I know he likes to sleep with the judges on his shows, like Danni Minogue on the UK X Factor, Paula Abdul on American Idol, and David Walliams on Britain's Got Talent.