John Carter film set to lose Disney $200m! Say Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaat?
Frigging hell Disney, all those millions I made for you from Hannah Montana and you blow 'em on a silly movie about a civil war vetaran transported to Mars! Who the hell is gonna watch that rubbish?
Why don't you just pay me $200 million dollars and I'll do a Kimmy K style sex tape for ya, that should make you over a billion dollars!
(Imagine how much bong I could buy for $200 million dollars maaaaaan...)