Michael Phelps - My Spoof Diary
This is the spoof journal of Michael Phelps. It is purely a parody of what we imagine a diary made by Michael Phelps would be like and hope you find the fake diary as funny.
I may have to see the doctor this week about some decreasing interval times in the pool. I suspect the real reason for me slowing down has something...
Well another repetitive day of training, cleaning, training and cleaning. This morning was all housework again, picking up pizza boxes, wine bottles,...
I am so glad that the Olympics are over now, because I don't need to eat as much.
David Cassidy; who?Ageing pop star and member of the Cuckoo, Turkey, Chicken, bla, bla Family (Now what the fuck was their name?) has admitted he has forgotten who he is, thank heavens we have too!
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