Michael Phelps - My Spoof Diary
This is the spoof journal of Michael Phelps. It is purely a parody of what we imagine a diary made by Michael Phelps would be like and hope you find the fake diary as funny.
I may have to see the doctor this week about some decreasing interval times in the pool. I suspect the real reason for me slowing down has something...
Well another repetitive day of training, cleaning, training and cleaning. This morning was all housework again, picking up pizza boxes, wine bottles,...
I am so glad that the Olympics are over now, because I don't need to eat as much.
"Goop" Introduces Coal Egg"Once you muster enough pelvic muscle strength to compress this baby into a diamond, you will have a beautiful gemstone to present to the man of your dreams," declared spokesmodel Gwyneth Paltrow.
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