Michael Phelps - My Spoof Diary
This is the spoof journal of Michael Phelps. It is purely a parody of what we imagine a diary made by Michael Phelps would be like and hope you find the fake diary as funny.
Showing Michael Phelps's diary, as written by 'C. Cranium'.
Currently showing entries from: 2010
March 6, 2010. Swam 7 miles Ate 11,500 calories March 7, 2010 Forget the pool. Hung out w/ Tiger's friend Putted 7 miles Ate 14,500 calor...
Getting ready for March 24 US National Meet Feb. 28 - Swam 10,000 yard warmup then 20 x 100s alternating strokes. Ate 12,000 calories to match yardag...
Harvey Weinstein ejaculated from Motion Picture AcademyIn an emergency meeting of the Motion Pictue Academy, reviewing the sexual antics of Weinstein until, in a crescendo of passion, they ejaculated him all the way to New Jersey, land of the creeps.
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