Michael Phelps - My Fake Diary


Wednesday, 22 October 2008

Well another repetitive day of training, cleaning, training and cleaning. This morning was all housework again, picking up pizza boxes, wine bottles, towels on the floor, washcloths and underwear, making the bed but realizing that I needed to change the sheets because they stunk. What a pain. If only they would skip the perfume, instead they stink up the place something fierce.

Sometimes I'm able to save the sheets if they put the towel in the right spot, but most of them seem to be auditioning for a "Girls Gone Wild" video and the entire place is a mess after. I did the best I could to get ready for the afternoon, but I needed to rush out to the pool for my morning 3 hour work out.

It was tough getting out my front door and past the group waiting to get into the building. The "Now Serving" ticket dispenser seems to be working out well, ...

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